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May. 14th, 2006 | 06:38 pm

I listen to the noise box called a television set behind me, and I hear the stupidest lead-in for a story that I've heard in a long time.

"What would Jesus do about illegal immigrants?"

Why? Just why?

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from: sin_ominous
date: May. 14th, 2006 06:31 pm (UTC)

Sounds like something FOX News would say.

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from: evil_kieben
date: May. 14th, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)

If this were still the Old Testament, we'd go to holy war.

But this is New Testament time, and yet God says he is forever unchanging, but the God of the Old Testament killed people with floods, fire, famine, and disease, and demanded sacrifices, among other things. So why the discrepancies? Someone should make a movie about the God of the Old Testament actually being Satan. After all, "you are of your father the devil" right? God created Satan and Satan created Man.

The Da Vinci Code ain't got nothing on this.

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from: nangbaby
date: May. 15th, 2006 03:07 pm (UTC)

...quick! Write the book!

Oh wait, you don't want to end up like Salman Rushdie. Don't write it! Don't write it!

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from: nangbaby
date: May. 15th, 2006 03:02 pm (UTC)

It was ABC news, the supposed "liberal" media bastion.

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