| × I have broken someone's bones.
||✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (I have several, actually.)
||✓ I hate the rain. (Humidity makes it hard to breathe and ruins hair!)
|✓ I'm paranoid at times. (All the time.)
||✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Hell yes!)
||✓ I need/want money right now.
| × I love sushi. (Raw seafood? Hell no.)
|| × I talk really, really fast.
|| × I have fresh breath in the morning.
|✓ I have long hair. (It's not THAT long, but it can be put in a ponytail.)
|| × I have lost money in Las Vegas.
|| × I have at least one sibling.
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
||✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
||✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I'm not answering the phone unless I know who you are.)
| × I like the way that I look.
||✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
||✓ I am usually pessimistic.
|✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
||✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (So it can get taxed and regulated.)
|| × I slept with a roommate.
| × I have a hidden talent. (Believe me, I would have found it by now.)
|| × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
|| × I have a lot of friends.
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex.
|| × I enjoy talking on the phone.
||✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (When I'm at home, that's all I wear!)
| × I love to shop and/or window shop.
|| × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
| × I have a mobile phone.
|| × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
||✓ I've rejected someone before. (If you count on-line propositions...)
| × I currently like/love someone.
||✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
|| × I want to have children in the future.
| × I have changed a diaper before.
|| × I've called the cops on a friend before.
||✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (Other than some pollen...)
|✓ I have a lot to learn.
|| × I am shy around the opposite sex. (I'm shy around all sexes.)
|| × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
|✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Tried alcohol. Hate it with a passion.)
|| × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
| × I own the "South Park" movie.
|| × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I enjoy some country music.
| × I would die for my best friends. (Unless I'm in suidical mood, no.)
||✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
|| × I have dated a close friend's ex.
|| × I am happy at this moment. (What is happy? I've never heard of it.)
| × I'm obsessed with guys.
||✓ Democrat. (Spineless...but...)
|| × Republican. (Evil and soulless)
|✓ I don't even know what I am.
|| × I am punk rockish.
||✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
| × I study for tests most of the time.
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
|| × I can work on a car.
| × I love my job(s). (I'd love it if I knew the heuristics of it.)
|| × I am comfortable with who I am right now.
|| × I have more than just my ears pierced.
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Shoes are your friends.)
|| × I have jumped off a bridge.
|| × I love sea turtles.
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
||✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
|| × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
| × I hate office jobs. (They're much better than physical labor.)
|| × I went to college out of state.
|| × I am adopted.
| × I am a pyro.
|| × I have thrown up from crying too much. (What type of question is this?)
||✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
|✓ I fall for the worst people. (Indeed, I do.)
|| × I adore bright colours.
||✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (Seriously, I do.)
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
||✓ I can't whistle.
| × I have ridden/owned a horse.
||✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
|| × I talk in my sleep.
|✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (I should have been born in the future.)
|| × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
|| × I wear a toe ring.
| × I have a tattoo.
|| × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (For my last job, yeah. This one...no.)
|| × I am a caffeine junkie.
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
||✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Before I would hve answered no. Now, though...)
||✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
|| × I'm an artist.
|| × I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
|| × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
||✓ I have terrible teeth.
|✓ I hate my toes. (I don't really hate them, but I hate that you HAVE to paint them.)
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
||✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I have no real life friends at all.)
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries.
|| × I am extremely flexible.
|| × I love hugs more than kisses.
|✓ I want to own my own business.
|| × I smoke.
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
|✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
|| × Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Movies don't affect me emotionally.)
|| × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
|✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
||✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before.
|| × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
||✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
| × I can't stand being alone.
||✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (No, only because I have to go too badly to do that.)
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
||✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
||✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (On-line at least,)
|✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
||✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
| × I am a Libertarian. ("I am a tool.")
|| × I can speak more than one language. (I know a little Spanish, but not enough to speak it.)
|| × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Depends on how sleepy I am.)
|✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
|| × I like reading fact more than fiction.
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
|✓ I have no piercings.
|| × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
||✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
|| × I like most animals better than most people. (I HATE animals.)
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. ((A few, but not a collection))
||✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I'm shivering now!)
|| × I have hit someone with a dead fish.
| × I am compulsively honest.
||✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
|| × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
||✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Sleep I don't forget, but eat, I easily do forget.)
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (No, I need quiet to fall asleep.)
|| × I dislike milk. (Milk does a body good.)
|| × I obsessively wash my hands.
| × I always carry something significant around with me.
|| × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
|| × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
|| × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Sometimes, but not all the time.)
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I "get" them. I just don't find them funny.)
|| × I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
|| × I don't like to chew gum.
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
||✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
||✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Still do. I was actually happier as a teenager.)
|✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
||✓ I love to sing.
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
||✓ I have a custom-built computer. (And the piece of junk was WORSE than the overpriced ones in COMPUSA...)
||✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
|| × I've gone skinny-dipping.
|| × I've performed in three plays.
| × I enjoy burritos.
|| × I'm Irish and loving it.
|| × I have a thing for redheads.
| × I am a twin!
|| × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (NEVER!)
|✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
||✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
| × I need more time to myself.
|| × I wish I was more open-minded.
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
|✓ I download songs from the internet. (OCR remixes, that is.)
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
|| × I say random things to freak people out.
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare.
|| × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Actually, it isolates me as it makes me jealous someone was talented enough to make it.)
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
|✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Only because I have no real-life friends.)
||✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (Indeed, and it's when that devotion is unreturned that it turns to hate.)
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.