So I finally decided to get one of these things. Don't worry, those of you in the peanut gallery who just cackled at my demise. It's not going to last since I lack the fire to make a decent rant. Once upon a time, this could have been a rallying point for my troops. Now, the wars are over and I'm the loser in a field where victory is determined by how many people you can fool into loving you. My crime is too much honesty, so the only path I have left is not to speak at all. Besides, I'm not about putting my business for the Internet to see anyway. I only registered this name so some jerk doesn't try to impersonate me, and since this service is somewhat popular I decided to go ahead and get the name before some creep does. But don't expect anything more than this flimsy paragraph up here. My voice has been stolen, and it can only be released through the pain of those who stole it.