Congratulations! You won a million dollars but you have to give it all away. How will you distribute the money?
Oh, that's easy, give $200,000 to my church (if they'll accept it) and the rest of the money, $800,000 to my parents.
If I have to give the money to someone outside of anyone related to me by blood, marriage, or adoption, I'd give the most of the rest of the money ($700,000) to a variety of individuals and organizations that have helped me along the way. I'd probably reserve $100,000 for my various friends on-line, but how I'd divide it among you all, I don't know, and I'd probably end up forgetting someone.